The Family

“The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.”
― Erma Bombeck

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Beware: this underwear may leak without warning

We're eating dinner the other night and Addison stands up in her chair. I say "Why are you standing?"

"My chair is wet."

sigh. "WHY is your chair wet? Did you spill your drink?"

"No."

noticing that her shorts have a particular wet pattern, "Did you pee in your pants?"

"No. My underwear just leaked"
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